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After a long month of hard work, three friends decided to take their girlfriends on a week-long vacation in Las Vegas to have some fun in the casinos. The couples had a blast and the week flew by. When they arrived back home the friends got together for a drink and reminisced about the trip.
The first friend said, “I hate it! My girlfriend played craps all week and now all she does is swing her arms and yell ‘7 come 11′ all night. I haven’t had a good night sleep in days!”
The second buddy says, “I know exactly what you’re going through, my girlfriend played blackjack and now she just bangs the bed all night and shouts ‘hit me light or hit me hard’, and I can’t get any sleep either!”
The third guy, who looks both sore and tired, says, “That’s nothing compared to what I’m going through! My girlfriend played the slots and every morning I wake up with a sore stick and an ass full of dimes!
Here’s something a bit different for a bit of fun!
It’s a great poker joke I heard in an online casino just the other day. Let me know what you think.
Doctor Doctor!
A doctor answers his phone and hears the familiar voice of a colleague on the other end of the line. “We need a fourth for poker,” said the friend.
“I’ll be right over,” whispered the doctor. As he was putting on his coat, his wife asked, “Is it serious?” “Oh yes, quite serious,” said the doctor gravely. “In fact, there are three doctors there already!”
How do get an old lady to shout “Cow!”
Get another to shout “BINGO!”
Betty and Hilda, two friends, went together to play the slot machines at their local Bingo Hall.
Each agreed that when her allotted money was gone, she would go to the front of the Bingo Hall and sit on the bench to wait for her friend.
Betty quickly lost all of her money and went to sit on the bench. She waited and waited and waited and waited. After what seemed an eternity, she saw Hilda coming toward her carrying a huge sack of coins.
“Hey, Betty,” said Hilda, “how’d you do?” “Well, Hilda”, said Betty, “you see me here on this bench- what do you think? It looks like you hit it big, though.”
“Oh yeah,” said Betty, “did I find a good machine! It’s way in the back. I’ll show it to you – you can’t lose! EVERY TIME YOU PUT IN A DOLLAR FOUR QUARTERS COME OUT!!!”
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Here’s another classic that’s been getting around in one form or another for years. Enjoy!
Mark and Johnny were playing in a bingo hall. Mark kept looking over Johnny’s shoulder saying, you’ve got that number, mark it off, you’ve got that number, mark it off.
After putting up with this for some time Johnny got annoyed and said, why don’t you do your own sheet!?
Mark replied – I can’t its full!
This one’s an absolute bingo joke classic! It’s been passed round the bingo halls for as long as I can remember, and it’s recently had a bit of a revival online.
Pass it on!
1. Thou shall not stare at thy neighbour’s bingo card.
2. Thou shall not sit in thy neighbour’s lucky bingo seat.
3. Thou shall not call false “Bingo”.
4. Thou shall not take the Bingo Caller’s name in vain.
5. Thou shall not wish bad luck on thy neighbour bingo player.
6. Thou shall not steal thy husband’s money for Bingo playing.
7. Thou shall not threaten the Bingo Caller.
8. Thou shall not brag about how much thou hast won to less fortunate bingo players.
9. Thou shall not whine about how much thou hast lost to bingo winners.
10. Thou shall not covet thy neighbour’s winnings.
This one’s a little rude, excuse me! LOL!
Here it is:
How do you get a hundred cows in a barn?
You hang up a bingo sign!
Don’t you love a good bingo joke?
I love them so much I started a whole website for them – LOL!
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